(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.
Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.
A person who seeks a homoerotic friendship with a already documented and established ('made') Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent college football message boards seeking their targets
Mark wants to be a jock sniffer, but he does not have the comnnections to the athletes or the coaches. So he hangs out with established or 'made' Jock Sniffers, Larry and Burl, who claim to know athletes and/or coaches. Mark's worship of Larry and Burl creates the Jock Sniffer-Sniffer relationship.
These are the guys that stand with their arms crossed in antique stores while their wives shop. They are wearing college football sweatshirts and caps to make a point that they are sacrificing their stupid game to do something for their old ladies. They are also concerned about looking queer, and don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. It's hilarious to talk to them while patronizing the store.
"Check out these cool old duck decoys and bottles, dude." Oh, wait. "Hey, man. I'm not like that, OKAY??" Oh, Oh a jock sniffer. Hmmmmm.
One who seeks a homoerotic friendship with an amateur athlete that involves the athlete being compensated with gifts and money. They can also be referred to as (boosters) in collegesports.
Maurice Clarett was kicked off the Ohio State football team when the N.C.A.A. found out that he had severaljock sniffers and boosters supplying him with cars and money.
(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.
Drake is a jock sniffer. Thinking he's part of the Toronto Raptors team but he's just a clown and sniffs the jocks of the athletes to be close to them.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.