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hoy jobart yun ha
jobart by ngeps April 13, 2006
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In game when you jump off the map, hiccup or have no idea what you're doing.
Person 1: Dude I pulled a Jobars.

Person 2: Thats a feels bad Mate.
Jobars by Up thinking at 3am June 22, 2018
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A party celebrating the awesome American band, Jonas Brothers. Their music is typically played and danced to at a Jonarty.
I heard Michelle, Kate, Kristin, Sammie, and Sandra were going to Jonarty tonight. I wish I was invited because I love the Jonas Brothers and parties!
Jonarty by mjonas April 17, 2010
the couple that's doesn't care what other people think
jobert is an inseparable couple
jobert by jordyn100 November 6, 2018

The Jobarino

Noun, usually used to describe a situation in which something has not gone according to plan or has turned out the opposite of ones expectations.
Andrew:Yo man did you pick up that bag?
James:Nah man it was the jobarino he tried to give me point seven.
Andrew:Jesus what a fucking jewing
The Jobarino by StarofDavid888 February 11, 2010
a jobert is some kind of awkward person who is always everywhere.
"There is a big Jobert in the Room"
jobert by juicyboy685214 November 7, 2017
The premium or discount of a bond.
What is the jobarr of the bond?
jobarr by mhall914 March 8, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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