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Amya Jorden
A beautiful girl who sometimes struggles with controlling her emotions. Is somewhat athletic but mostly excels in the social field as she has made friends with many of the people in her grade. Although she has many strengths she is lacking in self-esteem at times and can become stressed, many times over her grades even though she is pretty smart. She also believes that she is ugly although she doesn't see how beautiful she truly looks to everyone else.
Side facts:
-prefers to be called Mya.
-is currently dating Kevaun(Kevin)Porter
Side facts:
-prefers to be called Mya.
-is currently dating Kevaun(Kevin)Porter
Amya Jorden by EliTran May 31, 2019
Jorden
Jorden is Independent & Loyal. Jorden likes to keep it real so you can tell him anything & it’ll always stay between you & him. Jorden “Forgives but never Forgets”, one of the reasons why he’s so confident but so Independent. Jorden is a very understanding person. If Jorden doesn’t understand, he’ll ask until he understands (If it matters). Jorden likes to surround himself with the people he trusts. When you first meet Jorden, you may think that he acts “shy” but really he just doesn’t know you.
Name Jorden
Jorden by Princejayy1k December 24, 2017
Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden
The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.
Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005
Jorden
A man who oftenly says weird and funny stuff as to hide his true emotion. A Jorden normally excepts most people as long as their not annoying. A Jorden will love and treat any women special. Jordens don't smile often. Jordens are some of the most loyal and humble people to meet. If a Jorden is ticked off, in a bad mood or someone makes him mad you best be running for your safety
Girl: "Ou look at Jorden he's so nice"
Girl : "he's just so amazing!"
Girl2: "I know he's so amazing"
Girl : "he's just so amazing!"
Girl2: "I know he's so amazing"
Jorden by Jorden Dupras April 27, 2019
Jorden
Jorden great looking guy would do anything for the person he loves. has a great personality can make any girl smile. is by far the most loyal friend in the group. truly a great athlete excels at all sports. jordens like to keep it real and often tell it how it is. jordens are the nicest guys you could meet and have around they can be trusted with anything. jordens are best when born as a leo. some people may see a jorden as cocky but this is just a pure confidence and belief in himself that hes built up over the years. if you ever get a jorden keep him they're a rare breed.
Jorden by riding my jorden October 11, 2011
Joarder
Joarder is a dank m8 who can snipe. His balls are so big and he can manage there sizes. He has enough semen to flood every school in every district. Joarder can make your bitch choke on his big balls. His balls are the volume of all the nuclear bombs in the universe.
" How did u feel during the fire drill m8?" Michel Millker stated
"dank, but my balls just dropped. I was scared I was gonna flood the school with my semen. good thing Iwas wearing diapers m8" Joarder said
" Joarder wtf?" Faggot stated.
"dank, but my balls just dropped. I was scared I was gonna flood the school with my semen. good thing Iwas wearing diapers m8" Joarder said
" Joarder wtf?" Faggot stated.
Joarder by Not big balls 50 December 6, 2017
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
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Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026