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joarden by Joarden June 22, 2024

Amya Jorden 

A beautiful girl who sometimes struggles with controlling her emotions. Is somewhat athletic but mostly excels in the social field as she has made friends with many of the people in her grade. Although she has many strengths she is lacking in self-esteem at times and can become stressed, many times over her grades even though she is pretty smart. She also believes that she is ugly although she doesn't see how beautiful she truly looks to everyone else.

Side facts:

-prefers to be called Mya.
-is currently dating Kevaun(Kevin)Porter

STATS for Amya Jorden:
Athleticism: 45%
Intelligence: 85%
Sexiness: 95%
Emotions: 30%
Social: 97%

Amya Jorden by EliTran May 31, 2019

Jorden 

Jorden is Independent & Loyal. Jorden likes to keep it real so you can tell him anything & it’ll always stay between you & him. Jorden “Forgives but never Forgets”, one of the reasons why he’s so confident but so Independent. Jorden is a very understanding person. If Jorden doesn’t understand, he’ll ask until he understands (If it matters). Jorden likes to surround himself with the people he trusts. When you first meet Jorden, you may think that he acts “shy” but really he just doesn’t know you.

Name Jorden

Jorden by Princejayy1k December 24, 2017

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden 

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.

Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

Jorden 

A man who oftenly says weird and funny stuff as to hide his true emotion. A Jorden normally excepts most people as long as their not annoying. A Jorden will love and treat any women special. Jordens don't smile often. Jordens are some of the most loyal and humble people to meet. If a Jorden is ticked off, in a bad mood or someone makes him mad you best be running for your safety

Girl: "Ou look at Jorden he's so nice"
Girl : "he's just so amazing!"
Girl2: "I know he's so amazing"

Jorden by Jorden Dupras April 27, 2019

Jorden 

Jorden great looking guy would do anything for the person he loves. has a great personality can make any girl smile. is by far the most loyal friend in the group. truly a great athlete excels at all sports. jordens like to keep it real and often tell it how it is. jordens are the nicest guys you could meet and have around they can be trusted with anything. jordens are best when born as a leo. some people may see a jorden as cocky but this is just a pure confidence and belief in himself that hes built up over the years. if you ever get a jorden keep him they're a rare breed.

jorden is such a great guy.

did you see what jorden got me?
wait till jorden hears what happened.

Jorden by riding my jorden October 11, 2011

Joarder 

Joarder is a dank m8 who can snipe. His balls are so big and he can manage there sizes. He has enough semen to flood every school in every district. Joarder can make your bitch choke on his big balls. His balls are the volume of all the nuclear bombs in the universe.

" How did u feel during the fire drill m8?" Michel Millker stated
"dank, but my balls just dropped. I was scared I was gonna flood the school with my semen. good thing Iwas wearing diapers m8" Joarder said
" Joarder wtf?" Faggot stated.

Joarder by Not big balls 50 December 6, 2017