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Jeez Jo Jo F is A cunt muffin
jo jo f by Hahahshebej May 11, 2019
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mo jo fo 

Large Amount of something. Excited, or a great deal.
Wow Aaron's got more money than a mo jo fo.
mo jo fo by MJ ALL DAY April 25, 2003

Filo Jo-Jo

A man born to lie daily.
Enjoys lying and pulling pranks.
Gets his way through lying.
Gets through school by sleeping with teachers.
Jo-Jo loves basketball but wasnt any good. He lyed to the couch to join the team
Filo Jo-Jo by Alastor December 11, 2004

tammy jo face

A redneck women with a meth mouth.
Damn that women has a Tammy Jo face!
tammy jo face by ccvb June 4, 2016

Jo Frost 

TOM: WHOS THE BARRIER DIRECTOR
JO FROST: ME
Jo Frost by william.... March 15, 2022

Jo/Vinnie for President 

A term used to sarcastically mock the failure of one or two individuals. It is most commonly used in the game of "keep up the ball" in soccer when one of the participants allows the ball to make contact with the ground, or kicks the ball away. A 1! A 2! A 1 2 3 4!!!!!
Player Vinnie and Jo allows the ball to make contact with ground and participants shout: "Jo/Vinnie for president!!!"
Jo/Vinnie for President by gstary39 November 23, 2016
Taken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
You can have them bimbos,
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
Flo Jo by Pdough May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on June 22, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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