JMP 

JMP is an abbreviation for Jizz My Pants. This verb is used to describe something that would make you J your P. Similar JIMP or CMP

Bob: "You see that blonde with the huge tits and thong."

Jim: "Yeah, she makes me want to JMP."

Bob: "o shit, do you have a spare pair of boxers?"

JMP by (-slimTHUG-) March 19, 2010

jmp 

JMP - Jump. Commonly used in most programming languages.

1.) JMP to int();
2.) Don't really know what is

jmp by curriegrad2004 July 2, 2006

jmp 

just my personality

“joseph stop fooling around “
joseph: “sorry jmp”

jmp by phoebeejeebies August 3, 2023

JMP 

Just money and pussy basically

JMP is a group of people that love money

JMP by jmp.alex September 24, 2023

JMP 

"jamming males pandering": very desperate group of men doing anything they can to gain the attention of one individual that they are all interested in, usually in a matter manner that is embarrassing and obvious.

B: What are y'all watching?
R: JMP at it's finest
S: Poor girl

JMP by historicalfiction567 April 26, 2024

JMPL

Jizzing My Pants Laughing

Laughing so hard that you have past the
PMSL stage, that u are JMPL!

This is normally the case for men, however women can be SMUL (Squirting my undies laughing)

I was watching the Jizz in my Pants video and i ended up JMPL

JMPL by THE ROLF MAN April 24, 2009

JMPO 

Stands for: Jacking my penis off

Said: "Jim-po"

Sounds like: Johnny Chimpo, the masturbating monkey logo from Super Troopers

Synonym: Fap fap

This slut on my Facebook just posted new pics from the club last weekend...

Comment: jmpo

JMPO by Carbomb May 3, 2013