JMP

JMP is an abbreviation for Jizz My Pants. This verb is used to describe something that would make you J your P. Similar JIMP or CMP

Bob: "You see that blonde with the huge tits and thong."

Jim: "Yeah, she makes me want to JMP."

Bob: "o shit, do you have a spare pair of boxers?"

by (-slimTHUG-) March 17, 2010

jmp

JMP - Jump. Commonly used in most programming languages.

1.) JMP to int();
2.) Don't really know what is

by curriegrad2004 July 02, 2006

JMP

Just money and pussy basically

JMP is a group of people that love money

by jmp.alex September 25, 2023

jmp

just my personality

“joseph stop fooling around “
joseph: “sorry jmp”

by phoebeejeebies August 03, 2023

JMP

"jamming males pandering": very desperate group of men doing anything they can to gain the attention of one individual that they are all interested in, usually in a matter manner that is embarrassing and obvious.

B: What are y'all watching?
R: JMP at it's finest
S: Poor girl

by historicalfiction567 April 26, 2024