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I'm crazy I'm crazy motherfucker! JLA.
JLA by OWLCAT April 28, 2011
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The Justice League of America, which is literally t3h r0xx0r. Its membership fluctuates, but always includes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, the Flash, and J'onn J'onnz (sp?). Individuals who are often members but not always include: Hawkman, Hawkgirl, the Atom, Green Arrow, Aquaman, and Robin.
Though it may be debatable as to who would win in a fight between the JLA and the Avengers, it is certain that the JLA is quite capable of kick the collective backside of the X-Men.
jla by Brady Kj May 9, 2005
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Short for 'Just-looking' asians. The kind of asians that come to your retail store every single day (sometimes more than once) and are always 'just looking'.
Sales rep: Excuse me, but can I help you with anything?
JLA: uh... no, just uh-looking...
Sales Rep: (to other sales rep) freakin JLA wasting space!
JLA by nizzle dizzle April 15, 2009
The most caring person u will ever meet, she will always be there for u threw good or bad,she is nice and beautiful and is worthwaiting for and more important.
''J-la is a nice person''

"She is beautiful""
j-la by Dezziii23 May 15, 2018
1. (noun) The element of writing code which puts the "fun" in "functional programming."

2. (proper noun) The name of a well-known hacker responsible for the widespread use of Haskell and other strongly, strictly typed programming languages.
1. Today while writing a program employing zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms and I've finally discovered the zen of jlaire.

2. I met jlaire in a coding competition; he blew everyone out of the water. While everyone was coding in C++ using Boost, he was using Haskell with no external libraries.
jlaire by qqqqssss July 7, 2011

jlambie and her bambi

The critically-aclaimed adult film about one girl and the love for her pet deer, Ken. Stars Jess Lambie and Ken. It's a must-see
Man 1: Dude check out the rack on this chick
Man 2: Oh sweet, that's that girl from jlambie and her bambi isn't it?
Man 3: *Jizzes*
Man 1: speters what you doing here?
Man 3: New7on is the don
The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.
Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.
Jlawked by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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