JLA

Just loling around

I'm crazy I'm crazy motherfucker! JLA.

JLA by OWLCAT April 28, 2011

jla

The Justice League of America, which is literally t3h r0xx0r. Its membership fluctuates, but always includes Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, the Flash, and J'onn J'onnz (sp?). Individuals who are often members but not always include: Hawkman, Hawkgirl, the Atom, Green Arrow, Aquaman, and Robin.

Though it may be debatable as to who would win in a fight between the JLA and the Avengers, it is certain that the JLA is quite capable of kick the collective backside of the X-Men.

jla by Brady Kj May 9, 2005

JLA

Short for 'Just-looking' asians. The kind of asians that come to your retail store every single day (sometimes more than once) and are always 'just looking'.

Sales rep: Excuse me, but can I help you with anything?
JLA: uh... no, just uh-looking...
Sales Rep: (to other sales rep) freakin JLA wasting space!

JLA by nizzle dizzle April 15, 2009

j-la 

The most caring person u will ever meet, she will always be there for u threw good or bad,she is nice and beautiful and is worthwaiting for and more important.

''J-la is a nice person''

"She is beautiful""

j-la by Dezziii23 May 15, 2018

jlaire 

1. (noun) The element of writing code which puts the "fun" in "functional programming."

2. (proper noun) The name of a well-known hacker responsible for the widespread use of Haskell and other strongly, strictly typed programming languages.

1. Today while writing a program employing zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms and I've finally discovered the zen of jlaire.

2. I met jlaire in a coding competition; he blew everyone out of the water. While everyone was coding in C++ using Boost, he was using Haskell with no external libraries.

jlaire by qqqqssss July 7, 2011

jlambie and her bambi

The critically-aclaimed adult film about one girl and the love for her pet deer, Ken. Stars Jess Lambie and Ken. It's a must-see

Man 1: Dude check out the rack on this chick
Man 2: Oh sweet, that's that girl from jlambie and her bambi isn't it?
Man 3: *Jizzes*
Man 1: speters what you doing here?
Man 3: New7on is the don

jlambie and her bambi by Kanye-West's-Inspiration June 17, 2009

Jlawked

The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.

Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.

Jlawked by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010