jiveturkeymuthafucka Share definition Flag An annoying white person.Slang: just a name for when your pissed at your friends. Yo you jiveturkeymuthafucka! Where my food stamps God your such a jiveturkeymuthafucka! jiveturkeymuthafucka by DR. OCTAGONAPUS >:( March 6, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the jiveturkeymuthafucka mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch