Leagues beyond slooty, slutty or a whore. This word literally means container for human semen, and should only be reserved for the skankiest of whores. Similar to the town drunk, but replace alcohol with semen.
"did you hear that rachel slept with the football team"
"what?! really, man that sloot really is the town jizzjar."
"what?! really, man that sloot really is the town jizzjar."
by ruggerketchup January 4, 2008
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like no nut november, destroy dick december, in this challenge you gotta fill a whole jar by your choice, full of jizz untill the end of january
by ｓｍｅｃｈｅｒｕｌ７４ December 29, 2017
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2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.
2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.
1) "I aspire to be like Jizzgar in the future."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."
by invi_ June 17, 2019
Get the Jizzgar mug.1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.
1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'
3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.
by 1921 June 1, 2011
Get the Jizzard mug.1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.
2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.
2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.
1. Tom: "Man, that guy is a prick to me, I'm going to give him a jizztar sometime."
2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"
2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"
by Darth_X April 17, 2008
Get the Jizztar mug.The act of four men masturbating into a box fan with the sole objective of blasting jizz onto a lucky participant’s face.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
The setup for a proper jizzard is crucial. One must first select a lucky participant to place their face 12-16 inches away from an electric box fan. Next, four male volunteers gather around the box fan, two on each side. The male volunteers must attempt to ejaculate into the fan simultaneously thus hurling a blizzard of jizz at the participant’s face. It is encouraged to don proper safety goggles during this activity.
Betty showed up to work today with an eyepatch. When asked what happened, she simply replied “jizzard,” silly amateur must’ve forgotten her safety goggles.
by Daddylongdick813 March 12, 2019
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