jizzumped

Jerking off on a guy after jumping him.

That dude is about to get jizzumped! Man, that just adds insult to injury. It's wiggity wack.

by stephorano April 23, 2011

pizzumped

To be extremely excited for upcoming events. Such as: sporting events, parties, and holidays.

Guy Number 1: Are you ready for this party?!?!?

Guy Number 2: Hell yea! I'm pizzumped!!!

by garTITS December 15, 2009

jizzumed

When ones penis explodes with mighty white organisms.

I jizzumed in my pants when I saw that weapon

by Natemanb09 November 7, 2015

jizzapped

A new form of contraception being investigated by researchers. The doctor administers a dose of ultrasound to the testicles, which can stop the production of sperm.

‎"Do you have a condom?"

"No, but I jizzapped my balls earlier.."

by Digital Venus March 6, 2012