jizz farmer

1. One who causes sperm to come forth through various methods.
2. One who farms jizz
3. One who lives to bring forth semen

That bitch is a straight jizz farmer. She wouldnt stop rubbing my dick until i ran dry.

by shabat July 07, 2008

jizz farmer

1. one who harvests jizz from multiple sources including animals and people in order to bottle it for a profit by selling it to sperm banks

look at that bastard gary he wanked of that horse for three hours, i bet hes got so much jizz hes a jizzilliannare, what a jizz farmer

by luron September 21, 2008

Sweaty Jizz Farmer

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009