jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

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Jizz Cakes

1. To ejaculate semen onto a woman's breasts and then rub them all over like icing on a cake. Originated from "Jizz" which is to cum, or semen.

2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.

1. One of my many fetishes is to make Jizz Cakes.

Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes

by Jet_Pilot_666 December 13, 2004

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Jizz Cakes

A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.

A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??

B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.

by marabousteak January 25, 2011

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jizzcake

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

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