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Jizz Cakes
1. To ejaculate semen onto a woman's breasts and then rub them all over like icing on a cake. Originated from "Jizz" which is to cum, or semen.
2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.
2. To ejaculate in someone's food, i.e. a cake or pie, and then watch them eat as a practical joke.
1. One of my many fetishes is to make Jizz Cakes.
Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes
Hey man, I don't know if you know this but you just ate some serious Jizz Cakes
Jizz Cakes by Jet_Pilot_666 December 13, 2004
Related Words
Jizz Cakes • jizz bomb • jizz mopper • jizz rag • jizz in my pants • jizz-trap • jizz biscuit • jizz hands • jizz mop • jizz jacket
Jizz Cakes
A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
Jizz Cakes by marabousteak January 25, 2011
jizzcake
1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.
Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.
jizzcake by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006
Jizzcake
Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake
Bro2: that a cumcake nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake
Bro2: that a cumcake nigga
Jizzcake by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019
jizzcake
jizzcake by ihaveahugegyatt December 24, 2023
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Notes:
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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