Jiango is an extremely powerful beast used to torture and kill prisoners. A true gamer, amazing memer, and comedic genius. Owner of a large server. Often confused with Jango Fett or Django Unchained.
Jiangitis is when you have the time to text an action mean whilst trying to do it. This is most often said when the action is something that does not last for a long time (i.e., a few seconds) because it is simply not practical for one to spend time texting instead of committing to that task and also when the person being 'diagnosed' with Jiangitis often does so or is very eccentric (weird). For example, someone might be trying to find a gif whilst texting: "trying to find that gif", and does that almost every day.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.