When you put your mouth over a guys penis when he is soft, as if you are deep-throating, and then wait for him to get hard and he pelvic thrusts with a force greater or equal to the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, impaling ones throat.
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When you force a person's mouth over your penis when it's soft and you become hard thus causing them to gag and tearing their throat lining causing a series of recurring hospital visits.
Did you hear Ron javelined Katie this weekend?
Bill would love to javelin Tim in bed but Tim isn't into it.
Sam wants to be javelined but they are waiting for someone special.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.