jitterbating
The act of secret nervous masturbation before having sex with a girl to last longer - usually in her bathroom.
jitterbating by Sweek September 19, 2011
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Jitterbang
Jitterbang - Happens when a person who is of high spirits gets his/her mood shut down by one event. This can happen at anytime, anyplace, and to anyone. The event can as simple as an ant bite, or as major as a family death.
Devon:Dude! I am having the greatest day ever!
Devin:Why?
Devon:I got an A on my test, i got a bucket of KFC, and I just got back from the DMV with my license!
Devin:Oh wow...I'm jelly.
Cameron:Devon! Someone just stole your bucket of KFC!
Devon:*tears* NOOOO!
Devin:You've just been Jitterbanged *Giggidy giggidy*
Devin:Why?
Devon:I got an A on my test, i got a bucket of KFC, and I just got back from the DMV with my license!
Devin:Oh wow...I'm jelly.
Cameron:Devon! Someone just stole your bucket of KFC!
Devon:*tears* NOOOO!
Devin:You've just been Jitterbanged *Giggidy giggidy*
Jitterbang by PaNtHeRtArD August 22, 2011
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Jetturbating
Using the jets of a pool, hot tub, or any similar structure to derive pleasure; effectively masturbating but removing the necessity of touching the genital region.
Kim: I walked in on Chad in the hot tub! He said he was just trying to clean his junk, but I could tell he was jetturbating.
Jetturbating by Craigglea August 26, 2012
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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