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jingming

Jingming may talks in the lowest volume but her mind speaks loud! She is a caring person and always gives a gentle vibe which makes the people around her feels safe. The best listener.
She's not whispering, she's Jingminging.
Relax, your secrets are safe, I will Jingming you.
by Cassiopeiatoirdio November 21, 2021
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jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
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jingling the change

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?
by Flopalopadingdong April 2, 2006
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JingJing

Look at JingJing! She's such an amazing unicorn.
by Kaidan.skitty February 1, 2013
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Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus

Alternate term for Chinese Virus, China Virus, CCP(Chinese Communist Party) Virus, and Wuhan Virus.
"Dude Biden is banning us from saying China virus and Wuhan virus."
"Really? What a Jinping cock sucker, just start calling it Xi Jinping Virus, Jingping Virus or something."
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Jingling Bill

A dollar's worth of change.
I'm so broke, I had to check the couch cushions to get a jingling bill for the dollar menu.
by WordSmithEER April 21, 2011
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Xi Jingping

Xi Jingping:The authoritarian dictator of China. Uses his influence to keep western media and companies under his thumb.
by 今日 November 19, 2022
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