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Bald guy who thinks he's god's gift to women but really is the opposite of that.
Don't be such a Jildert and grow some hair
jildert by Dukebird July 1, 2017
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A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.

She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
Jilderda by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021
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He is a very lovable person. He always love his family and all the people around him. He always give his best in everything in order for him to make other people happy. He loves his mother so much that's why he always taking care his mom. He has a lot of dreams and he will do everything for him to achieve it.
A person who always taking care his family. A person who makes his family as his priority. A person who has a big heart and willing to give everything to bring happiness and joy to other people. Do you know who is he? His name is Jilbert.
jilbert by Marcus Love June 7, 2021
A woman whose flatulence curdles milk. She has zero reason to fear bears but when she does, she sings “Woo bear!” to the tune of YMCA.

She also enjoys wearing lederhosen on her arms.
A Jilderda, not unlike a unicorn, is so rare that should you find one, you must lock it up in a pantry full of pretzels to keep it happy.
Jilderda by iwearclogswithsocks March 27, 2021
A name to show he is shy, has sone anger issues, tries to be freinds with everybody, is smart, and is a show off
Hey look at jilder, he's showing all his trophies
Jilder by L0s3r.jz December 15, 2019
Jilbert is so kind,clingy,loyal and a gentlemen he always takecare and respect all girls and he has a good voice, you can really fall inlove with his voice, keep him he is rare
Jilbert is so kind,clingy,loyal and a gentlemen he always takecare and respect all girls and he has a good voice, you can really fall inlove with his voice, keep him he is rare
jilbert by Bernardino reyes June 7, 2021

Gohnny Jilbert 

Another name for Price is Right announcer George Gray. He is referred to by this name because his crappy announcing is exactly the opposite of how great the current announcer Johnny Gilbert of Jeopardy fame is
Gohnny Jilbert is no Johnny Gilbert nor Johnny Olson
Gohnny Jilbert by Timeiswasted January 2, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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