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G-Lit Jabronie 

The opposite of LEGIT. A total fucking bum who used to be cool. Someone who you run from in public.

A low-level grifter whose main objective is to snipe cigarettes off the sidewalk.
"That guy was LEGIT in high school, now he's just a G-LIT Jabronie!"
G-Lit Jabronie by k-Nice March 24, 2017

jabronie 

juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
jabronie by super86me December 10, 2008

Jibronie 

Word popularized by "The Rock" (Wrestler and Actor).
Meaning 1. Loser 2. Pretty much any other derogatory name you can likely think of.

Also used as: Jibronies
"If you mess with me, I will kick your Jibronie @ss"
Jibronie by Angela A April 13, 2005

Jabronie 

A person who says stupid things all the time, often without knowing how dumb they really sound.

A person that has no idea what is going on around them and asks idiotic questions on a regular basis.
Shut up Jabronie.
Jabronie by RelapseSAE December 5, 2010

Jibronie 

it's what you would call a person who is a corn dog , or idiot . The type of person that tags along following the main popular guy , always supporting the main popular girl/ guy regardless of whatever stupid thing they may do.
Jibronie by Lisa A. February 16, 2005
(n)
1. A marijuana cigarette.
2. One who is of such that chillness that the term bro does not do him/her justice.

(v)

1. To act in a manner characteristic of a jibrone.
2. To relax and/or chill with one's fellow jibrones.
"Hey bro, can you roll me a jibrone?"

Matt: "Steve is such a bro."
Jess: "Steve is beyond bro. He's a total jibrone."

"Lets post up next to the Book Mobile and just jibrone."

"Me, Jess and Matt were just watching "Emeril Live" and eating ice cream. Hardcore jibronin'.
Jibrone by JibroninHard August 7, 2009