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jibby jab 

To stab with a dirty meth pipe.

Crystal methamphetamine or 'meth' is commonly referred to as "jib", or "jibb".
The word 'jab' is regularly associated with "stabbing" or "poking involving perforation".
Dillon- "Oh my god! I've been jibby jabbed!

Ryan- "What?! He stabbed you with his dirty meth pipe?"
Dillon- "Yeah man! I'm bleeding pretty bad! The glass cut me good!"
Ryan- "Better hope it doesn't get infected! That meth pipe was super dirty!"
jibby jab by Miss Hell Kitten April 30, 2021
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jibby jabby 

a moderate to large sized marijuana cigarette or joint.
hey, when we get home lets roll up a jibby jabby and rock it!
jibby jabby by tarballs September 20, 2006

hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo

some country out there says this i bet
probably means sex
Person 1: Looks like they did some hooby jooby jobby jabby jibby joey joo in the back room.

Person 2: wtf did you just say was that supposed to mean sex or a ritual sacrifice

jobby jab 

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist
Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place
jobby jab by Ecktamine September 20, 2015

Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! 

Mr T-talk for "Stop talking nonsense, I cannot understand your words."
Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! Ah gon throw yoo foo!

Jibba Jabba 

('jib-uh jab-uh')

noun: A long-winded dialogue full of bullshit and rhetoric. Often spoken by Mr.T when he wishes you to shut the fuck up.
Quit yo jibba jabba, sucka!
Jibba Jabba by Chad Vincent June 24, 2003

jibba jabba 

to speak non-sensical , meaningless or pointless statements or comments.
"quit yo' jibba jabba, fool"

Mr T - The A-Team
jibba jabba by brewlio May 11, 2007
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