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Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

jibberish 

A language made up by the user(s) that doesn't fall under any particular established tounge.
"When my friends talk about World of Warcraft, it seems like their speaking jibberish".

"Sigur Ros use a jibberish language called Hopelandic in some of their songs".

"When I was 10, my friends would sometimes speak in jibberish just to piss me off".
jibberish by HockeyRockNRollDude December 4, 2007

jibberish 

A real language that girls use to tell each other things so boys won't know what they're saying.
dithagont yithagou withagish yithagou nithagew jithagibbithagerithagish ?
jibberish by Lindsey April 27, 2004

blow jibberish 

The act of talking while giving a blow job, producing muffled speech.
Stop talking blow jibberish while going down on me, ask me what I want for dinner when I'm done!
blow jibberish by Aulapay2 December 17, 2014

Jibberishical

words that aren't real/ speaking in utter rubbish.
i shall speak to you in a jibberishical way.
Jibberishical by sweetevl93 July 14, 2009

On Jibbers

Maria Salles: say on jibbers

Cal Sulivan: on jibbers
On Jibbers by jibbersthe82nd April 12, 2022