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Jibbers Crabst 

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

jibberish 

A language made up by the user(s) that doesn't fall under any particular established tounge.
"When my friends talk about World of Warcraft, it seems like their speaking jibberish".

"Sigur Ros use a jibberish language called Hopelandic in some of their songs".

"When I was 10, my friends would sometimes speak in jibberish just to piss me off".
jibberish by HockeyRockNRollDude December 4, 2007

jibberish 

A real language that girls use to tell each other things so boys won't know what they're saying.
dithagont yithagou withagish yithagou nithagew jithagibbithagerithagish ?
jibberish by Lindsey April 27, 2004

blow jibberish 

The act of talking while giving a blow job, producing muffled speech.
Stop talking blow jibberish while going down on me, ask me what I want for dinner when I'm done!
blow jibberish by Aulapay2 December 17, 2014

Jibberishical

words that aren't real/ speaking in utter rubbish.
i shall speak to you in a jibberishical way.
Jibberishical by sweetevl93 July 14, 2009

On Jibbers

Cal Sullivan classic new catch phrase
Maria Salles: say on jibbers

Cal Sulivan: on jibbers
On Jibbers by jibbersthe82nd April 12, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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