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tiny hog but great guy, might try jeet ur mum and ur friends though
JHG by 1M the truth January 15, 2023
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jhgfdsaplokimunybtvrcexwzq 

boredness beyond it's final form, you try all combinations, and you will one day find this
be proud of yourself for not smashing your head on your pc till you get sent to a mental hospital by your family.
boredom+time×computer=jhgfdsaplokimunybtvrcexwzq.

jhgfdsaqwertyuioplmnbvcxz 

You have already tried typing all of the keys in a spiral-like fashion starting in the LEFT of the middle row,

" sdfghjklpoiuytrewqazxcvbnm " but now you decided to take the ultimate task of starting in the left of the middle row, making a spiral. This is a much harder task due to the locations of the keys on the keyboard, when you are about halfway through.

If you are actually doing this, you are either mentally unhealthy, or have nothing else to do in life.
John: Hey! I just typed " jhgfdsaqwertyuioplmnbvcxz " in urban dictionary for fun!

Robert: John, you seriously need to get an actual life, get a job or something. You have been doing this for almost 2 months now, im scared for you. Your family is worried about you. Please... Seek mental help.
Kid 1: what is the matter
Kid 2:jhgfad
Kid 1: i understand
jhgfad by boss c May 1, 2012

jhgfdsazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewq 

The final stage of boredom. When you type all of the letters on the English keyboard in an inverted, circular manner. Honestly, congratulations if you made it this far, you have reached the end. Your IQ far exceeds that of your peers'. Sadly you were not able to engage your brain on a meaningful task and you are wasting your time doing whatever you are doing now. From this point onward, you have two options. Either count down the years to your inevitable demise because it is something to do or attempt to accomplish something meaningful to you or society. Don't procrastinate, you can't accomplish something if you keep putting it off. Good luck.
-Nik J
*Looks towards keyboard*
*Sighs*

Types: "jhgfdsazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewq"
jhgfdsazxcvbnmklpoiuytrewq by Nik J February 20, 2020

Sdfghm;./‘xfdghjkl;jhgvcfxdzsxfcghkjkljhgfdszfghjklojihugyfdszxfcghjkljhgfcxdzxfghjbknljhgvcfgvbhjnkml,kmjnhbgvcfxdfxcfvgbhuiytredsfxcgvhbjnkljihugyftdsrty6754w3e567tyugvb 

The act of eating minors.
I Sdfghm;./‘xfdghjkl;jhgvcfxdzsxfcghkjkljhgfdszfghjklojihugyfdszxfcghjkljhgfcxdzxfghjbknljhgvcfgvbhjnkml,kmjnhbgvcfxdfxcfvgbhuiytredsfxcgvhbjnkljihugyftdsrty6754w3e567tyugvb my nephew last week.
you typed in these keyes on the home row randomly to see what would come up.
jhglkj
jhglkj by clichetsnek July 22, 2020
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"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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