jfmap

Just Fuck Me Already Please

Him : hey jfmap.
Her : Okay.

jfmap by Poppy82374 May 14, 2022

jfmamjjasond 

The first letters of every month of the year, written by either a very bored person or as a potential mysterious dying message in a murder drama

oblivious assistant: "jfmamjjasond" with a circle on the second 'j'... this is probably just some child scribbles
mystery drama OP detective: It seems the killer is named June

jfmamjjasond by daphtya July 24, 2019

jfmamjjasond 

When ur bored in class and type in the first letter of each month
A synonym for year

A decade is 10 Jfmamjjasonds

jfmamjjasond by yeebo28 April 23, 2020

Jumaphobia 

The fear of zippers

“Don’t tell me if my fly is down, I have jumaphobia.”

Jumaphobia by Major and Kai Wen December 27, 2017

JMAP 

The term used while searching up the answer key to the NY STATE regents because ur a lazy bitch. Slang for regent answer key.

Plural: JMAPS - Multiple keys
Past tense: N/A no fucking way you did your regent already

Guy 1: "Yo you finishing the regent that Mr. Dickless assigned us"
Guy 2: "Yeah probably at 2 am tonight I will just JMAP it"
Guy 1: "Thats the fucking move"

JMAP by LobsterCock69 May 29, 2019

jamapanan 

A Jamaican man who loves Japanese women; normally found in the Middle East Looking for some water.

"Man, look at that Jamapanan. He sure does look parched, if ya know what I mean."

jamapanan by Zelse McGirck June 15, 2004

jumaphist

An Emcee of undisputable quality.

Boy, that Jumaphist is a killer MC.

jumaphist by Jamal October 5, 2004