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jfmamjjasond 

The first letters of every month of the year, written by either a very bored person or as a potential mysterious dying message in a murder drama
oblivious assistant: "jfmamjjasond" with a circle on the second 'j'... this is probably just some child scribbles
mystery drama OP detective: It seems the killer is named June
jfmamjjasond by daphtya July 24, 2019
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jfmamjjasond 

When ur bored in class and type in the first letter of each month
A synonym for year
A decade is 10 Jfmamjjasonds
jfmamjjasond by yeebo28 April 23, 2020

Jumaphobia 

The fear of zippers
“Don’t tell me if my fly is down, I have jumaphobia.”
Jumaphobia by Major and Kai Wen December 27, 2017
The term used while searching up the answer key to the NY STATE regents because ur a lazy bitch. Slang for regent answer key.

Plural: JMAPS - Multiple keys
Past tense: N/A no fucking way you did your regent already
Guy 1: "Yo you finishing the regent that Mr. Dickless assigned us"
Guy 2: "Yeah probably at 2 am tonight I will just JMAP it"
Guy 1: "Thats the fucking move"
JMAP by LobsterCock69 May 29, 2019

jamapanan 

A Jamaican man who loves Japanese women; normally found in the Middle East Looking for some water.
"Man, look at that Jamapanan. He sure does look parched, if ya know what I mean."
jamapanan by Zelse McGirck June 15, 2004
An Emcee of undisputable quality.
Boy, that Jumaphist is a killer MC.
jumaphist by Jamal October 5, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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