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"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.
"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."
Jewtistic by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017
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When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School
Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.
Jewciest by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017

Jewtrest 

An amount of interest that is so high that it must have come from a deal with a Jew.
Jews charge an absurd amount of Jewtrest when doing any type of loan involving money.
Jewtrest by Jewasaruas September 23, 2011
The maximum amount of 'jewness' one can attain. More jewey than any other jew.
Jewish times ten.
The most jewish of them all.
I met the jewiest jew the other day, he kept counting his money and when I asked him for a dollar, he gave me the jewiest look I've ever seen in my life.
jewiest by Shantal Nicole December 27, 2007

Jenthestrange 

The most amazing Dungeons andf Dragons player / maker? of all time??? sis created the game Cabins & Killers and has killed all of us many times! no hard feelings. except for becky she's mad. Also she's like super pretty but also fuck her for killing me???? she has really cute cats and a cute snake. Her husband is Richey MAnic and they had a beautiful wedding inspired by MURDER. also a streamer
Jenthestrange is a murderous HOE but we love her nonetheless.