jewthiest

(joo-thee-ist) an athiest who trys to pass as one that is jewish

man, be quiet you jewthiest

by Stealth485 March 15, 2008

Jewtistic

"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.

"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."

by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017

Jewciest

When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School

Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.

by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017

Jewtrest

An amount of interest that is so high that it must have come from a deal with a Jew.

Jews charge an absurd amount of Jewtrest when doing any type of loan involving money.

by Jewasaruas September 23, 2011

jewiest

The maximum amount of 'jewness' one can attain. More jewey than any other jew.
Jewish times ten.
The most jewish of them all.

I met the jewiest jew the other day, he kept counting his money and when I asked him for a dollar, he gave me the jewiest look I've ever seen in my life.

by Shantal Nicole December 27, 2007

Jenthestrange

The most amazing Dungeons andf Dragons player / maker? of all time??? sis created the game Cabins & Killers and has killed all of us many times! no hard feelings. except for becky she's mad. Also she's like super pretty but also fuck her for killing me???? she has really cute cats and a cute snake. Her husband is Richey MAnic and they had a beautiful wedding inspired by MURDER. also a streamer

Jenthestrange is a murderous HOE but we love her nonetheless.

by Becky Hoe / Cocoa Van Beckles March 17, 2019