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"Jewtistic" or "Jewtism" Is a form of Autism that is so fucking severe, the person suffering from it is might as well choke on a Red Rocket and die.
"Last Night Darrel Fucked A Dead Cat, He's So Fucking Jewtistic."
"Bertha Rammed Her Limp Dick Inside A Meat Grinder While She Watched Gay Hentai."
Jewtistic by SkankFucker42 July 13, 2017
When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School
Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.
Jewciest by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017

Jewtrest 

An amount of interest that is so high that it must have come from a deal with a Jew.
Jews charge an absurd amount of Jewtrest when doing any type of loan involving money.
Jewtrest by Jewasaruas September 23, 2011
The maximum amount of 'jewness' one can attain. More jewey than any other jew.
Jewish times ten.
The most jewish of them all.
I met the jewiest jew the other day, he kept counting his money and when I asked him for a dollar, he gave me the jewiest look I've ever seen in my life.
jewiest by Shantal Nicole December 27, 2007

Jenthestrange 

The most amazing Dungeons andf Dragons player / maker? of all time??? sis created the game Cabins & Killers and has killed all of us many times! no hard feelings. except for becky she's mad. Also she's like super pretty but also fuck her for killing me???? she has really cute cats and a cute snake. Her husband is Richey MAnic and they had a beautiful wedding inspired by MURDER. also a streamer
Jenthestrange is a murderous HOE but we love her nonetheless.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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