jewnt

A jewish guy who acts like a mexican.

Jonas greenberg: "orale I'm kicking back with my old lady at the pad tonight."

Jonas' friend: "alright have fun ya fuckin jewnt."

by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

Jentzen

a kind soul. he’ll never let you down. he’s loyal nice and quite good looking. his smile will always light up a room

oh my gosh! here comes Jentzen!!

by iwillrekurmom March 9, 2018

Jewnger

A ginger, or redhead; of Jewish descent.

My jewnger friend is a gifted photographer.

by Bossia January 30, 2010

Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

Jentastic

a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.

John gets a jentastic sensation everytime this one girl named Jen is nearby.

by John Duckworth May 18, 2008

Jentille

When you're below Frances' IQ standard and ask the best french speaking student is it jentille with a j

Airotciv: is it jentille with a j?
Ayinraf: no you dumb fuck

by uhfgudhrgir January 7, 2020

jewitch

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.

Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.

by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006