jewnt
Jonas greenberg: "orale I'm kicking back with my old lady at the pad tonight."
Jonas' friend: "alright have fun ya fuckin jewnt."
Jonas' friend: "alright have fun ya fuckin jewnt."
jewnt by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009
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Jentzen
a kind soul. he’ll never let you down. he’s loyal nice and quite good looking. his smile will always light up a room
oh my gosh! here comes Jentzen!!
Jentzen by iwillrekurmom March 9, 2018
Jewnger
Jewnited States of America
The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
Jewnited States of America by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021
Jentastic
a sensation one feels in the presence of a beautiful smart girl that is named Jen. The feeling is one of numbness and awe.
Jentastic by John Duckworth May 18, 2008
Jentille
When you're below Frances' IQ standard and ask the best french speaking student is it jentille with a j
Jentille by uhfgudhrgir January 7, 2020
jewitch
Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.
jewitch by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.