when you are at a friends house. you look behind you and see a penis. your friends penis. you gasp... but WAIT it gets better, then he begins to urinate
john smith: hey these are some nice photos on the wall *turns around and sees saidpenis*
john smith: Oh My GAw-
*Friend begins to urinate*
to preform this act is known as "jentzening"
to be a victim of this act is known as
being "jentzened"
A reallly tall girl that likes her men tall, fat and hairy. She loves to laugh and kicks some serious ass. Jagerbombs make her happy. In fact theres a new alcoholic drink coming out called "jentien" it goes down smooth but gives you a buzz like non-other
Man i was drinkin' dat Jentien shit last night... aint no party w/o Jentien there
A girl who surprises you with some new amazing quality each and every day. She's strikingly beautiful and probably the funniest girl you know. The coolest and most unique person ever. Getting her to laugh or smile is the most rewarding thing you can do. She's adorable and amazing balled up into one, and there will never be anyone like her. Everyone who really understands her realizes that they are in the company of a truly wonderful person and feels blessed. Jantzen makes you feel like the world is the great place it's supposed to be.
I didn't feel like life was all thatgreat, then I got to know Jantzen.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.