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A circumcised penis.

The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) You’re circumcised. You’ve got a lovely cock. (Proceeds to suck on his jewilly)

Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)

Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.

Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
Jewilly by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020
"Hey did you know Harry has a Jewilly?"
Jewilly by John Bob Legg May 21, 2007
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Jewbilly 

A Jewish person from a family that contains no doctors or lawyers.
"Cletus Schwartzbaum's rejection from medical school preserved his family's strong Jewbilly lineage."
Jewbilly by MyPiranha71 July 5, 2009
Jewelly is usually a very charasmatic girl. She is very athletic and gorgeous. She usually has a big booty and green eyes. Jewellys are naturally good at everything but seem to have trust issues in relationships, or trust to much. She

usually gets stabbed in the back because she sees good in people who have done nothing but bad. Jewellys are also kind but can be bitches as well, it depends on the day.
"why is Jewelly so good at everything". "Jealous"
Jewelly by Swampaligator November 14, 2018

jewbilly 

A person of both jewish and southern heritage. A rare and incredibly awesome kind of person
My dad's family is all from the deep south, but my mom is an east-coast jewess. This makes me a jewbilly
jewbilly by westonice September 20, 2010

jewbilly 

"This guy at the JCC asked me out. On our date he took me to Subway, didn't pay, and talked about his experiences in Iraq."

"Total fucking Jewbilly"
jewbilly by cburgs October 20, 2008
A quality ginger. Tall muscular and clapped. Sometimes he can be whipped by his bird(Lauren) but when he realises this he likes to assert his dominance as the big man of the relationship. He is a truelu romantic male and likes to tell girls he loves them back.
Person 1: you are so whipped
Person 2: if only I knew how to assert dominance like a jwillyurm
Jwillyurm by weloveminecraft April 3, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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