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A circumcised penis.

The type of penis men get mainly for religious reasons. Circumcision is founded by Judaism. It’s also practice by some forms of Islam and Christianity in America. Whores tend to love sucking on jewillies and sticking them in their vaginas.
Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) You’re circumcised. You’ve got a lovely cock. (Proceeds to suck on his jewilly)

Boyfriend: (Signs) (Thinking: I wish I wasn’t circumcised. This chick is such a nasty whore.)

Non-religious dude: Seth Rogen is one of my all time favorite comedians, but he has a jewilly unfortunately.

Non-religious dude #2: He is Jewish after all. It’s not just them. It’s also some Muslims and many American Christians as well.
Jewilly by AntiCircumcisionMan April 2, 2020
"Hey did you know Harry has a Jewilly?"
Jewilly by John Bob Legg May 21, 2007
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Jewbilly 

A Jewish person from a family that contains no doctors or lawyers.
"Cletus Schwartzbaum's rejection from medical school preserved his family's strong Jewbilly lineage."
Jewbilly by MyPiranha71 July 5, 2009
Jewelly is usually a very charasmatic girl. She is very athletic and gorgeous. She usually has a big booty and green eyes. Jewellys are naturally good at everything but seem to have trust issues in relationships, or trust to much. She

usually gets stabbed in the back because she sees good in people who have done nothing but bad. Jewellys are also kind but can be bitches as well, it depends on the day.
"why is Jewelly so good at everything". "Jealous"
Jewelly by Swampaligator November 14, 2018

jewbilly 

A person of both jewish and southern heritage. A rare and incredibly awesome kind of person
My dad's family is all from the deep south, but my mom is an east-coast jewess. This makes me a jewbilly
jewbilly by westonice September 20, 2010

jewbilly 

"This guy at the JCC asked me out. On our date he took me to Subway, didn't pay, and talked about his experiences in Iraq."

"Total fucking Jewbilly"
jewbilly by cburgs October 20, 2008
A quality ginger. Tall muscular and clapped. Sometimes he can be whipped by his bird(Lauren) but when he realises this he likes to assert his dominance as the big man of the relationship. He is a truelu romantic male and likes to tell girls he loves them back.
Person 1: you are so whipped
Person 2: if only I knew how to assert dominance like a jwillyurm
Jwillyurm by weloveminecraft April 3, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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