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jewelry box 

During sexual intercourse, once the woman has finished orgasming, she pulls the mans penis out and swiftly punches him in the balls and then quickly leaves or else stays to laugh for a minute then runs out of there.
I was about to jewlery box his ass if he didn't finish soon.

My fiance bought my engangement ring from walmart so i jewelry boxed him when he least expected it.
jewelry box by smelta123 October 12, 2009

Jewelery box 

"she just took that baseball to her jewelery box, ouch that's gotta hurt!"
Jewelery box by Tybaltdavies January 2, 2008

jewelrybonneys 

A down bad person with an inhumane obsession with Jewelry Bonney.
“Have you heard about jewelrybonneys? They literally posted about how they want to get stepped on and degraded by a fictional women with an addiction to food?”

jewelrybonneys 

A person who’s obsession with the fictional character Jewelry Bonney has reached a worrying point/ They are also a very pretty and funny individual who never misses 🤞
jewelrybonneys Moment huh?

Yeahh tbh
jewelrybonneys by Peeha Auntie June 22, 2021

jewelrybonneys 

They are one of the sweetest people on tiktok, and she always comes up with the coolest theories <3 She’s sweet to her mutuals and always defends them if necessary. Truly one of the best mutuals I have :)
“OMG! You follow Jewelrybonneys too? I love their content!”
jewelrybonneys by bwhat? June 28, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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