Definitions by Tybaltdavies

Jesus Smuggling 

When a person of the Christian faith takes a rational approach to a topic of discussion, and then reveals that their true intention was to bring Jesus in the back door of the conversation without anyone noticing until it's too late.

Tom pre-wrapped Jesus in a robe of logic before stepping forward and entering the conversation with Sammy and Mandy, look at all these facts Tom exclaimed peeling back the layers, Sammy and Mandy reviled in Tom's logic and drank in the refreshing ideas he had. Then as quick as a fiddle Tom unveiled his true intentions, bringing Jesus into the conversation! "Ahh your a damn Jesus Smuggler!" Sammy exclaimed, Mandy shook her head, she didn't like Jesus Smuggling. But it was too late and the damage was done, they had listened to his reasoning and the seed was sown in their mind.

Jesus Smuggling by Tybaltdavies July 21, 2019

Fuzzydream 

Description of what happens when you wake up after dreaming something, but you can only remember a very small part of it.

"Yeah I had a fuzzydream last night somthin' about a pot smoking pig, but that's all I can recall!".

Fuzzydream by Tybaltdavies January 2, 2008

Foundulant 

One who is very dexterous with ones hands or fingers, usually in a sexual context.

Using her foundulant hands he was fully erect in a matter of seconds!

Foundulant by Tybaltdavies January 2, 2008

Jewelery box 

The female version of "the family jewels"

"she just took that baseball to her jewelery box, ouch that's gotta hurt!"

Jewelery box by Tybaltdavies January 2, 2008