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A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.
Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.
jewitch by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006
One who practices a combination of Judaism and Wicca.
I wish I knew more people who know what a Jewitch is.
jewitch by ShortDarkAndPretty March 18, 2005

Nigger Jew Bitch Pig

ADJ. A phrase that describes a cop that pulled you over while you were in a drunken mindset.
Cop: Sir may I see your license and registration?
Kyle: Fuck you, you nigger jew bitch pig.
Nigger Jew Bitch Pig by Johnny S, February 5, 2008

Jew Bitch 

A girl who is Jewish and a Bitch.. But Is wonderful and People love to love her and love to hate her
Look at Lauren she is such a Jew Bitch
Jew Bitch by Vut October 18, 2008

Jewwitch 

When your dog pukes and pick the pick up. You place the puke between a hamburger bun and procide to fuck it. After you Cum you eat the Jewwitch.

The Dog must not eat any Pork
That guy ate a jewwitch
Jewwitch by Roughneck793 May 22, 2021

Jew Bitch 

A Jewish bitch who speaks her mind. Whom people love to love and love to hate her
Look at Lauren she is such a Jew Bitch. She is wonderful
Jew Bitch by Tuv October 18, 2008
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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