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JewBerry

A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.
Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.
by your mother trebek June 5, 2009
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Jewberry

a person with extremely frugal financial standards.
Joe's jewberry tendencies saved him large sums of money over the years, but he never had any fun with it,
by Bill J October 4, 2005
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Jewberry

A booger that is attached and dangling from one’s nose-hairs, On thee outside of the nostril. Similar to a Dingleberry.
I was gonna go blow my nose, cause I felt I had a big ol Jewberry creepin.”
by Djdollarbill September 25, 2018
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jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.
Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.
by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010
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jewberry muffin

When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.
by Dank Boi 69 September 4, 2016
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Jewberty

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Daniel is going through jewberty!
by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
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