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The jewish junk we all live for.
If she's got the jewage shes hott.
Daymm that guy as some major jewage complete hottie.
jewage by ariel mhmm February 24, 2007
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An unwelcome amount of change that will have to be poured into a jew jar...
oh shit! I just bought some fags from the Spar and the casheir shat on me with all this jewage...
jewage by prince_marcos April 30, 2010
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1. A shitty Jewish person.
2. A Jewish person who is non- practicing.
He’s complete Jewage. Hasn’t been to Synagogue in years.

That bitch bid nothing but Jewage.
Jewage by Crons November 30, 2020

Eren Jeager 

1. Sexy war criminal with pretty privilege that really doesnt want to do what he is doing but he has no choice lmao. People highly misunderstand this motherfucker (not literally)and literally the only thing he needs is a fucking hug. Give this piece of shit a hug please.

Oh and also Marleyans make it sound like it was a slur for some reason so it's illegal ahaha
"Man you dumb as fuck, that was so Eren Jeager of you"
Eren Jeager by notgaybutprobablygay February 25, 2021
A ginger, or redhead; of Jewish descent.
My jewnger friend is a gifted photographer.
Jewnger by Bossia January 30, 2010
Noun. A Jew nose.

Pronounced like huge (silent 'j')
Example 1.
Chanoch: Thank God for my jewge I can smell money 1000's of miles away.
Aaron: the bigger the better.

Example 2.
Female 1: ewwww... look at that girls Jewge i wonder if she stuffs money up there instead of her clutch.
Female 2: if i flick it, it'll probably sound like a gong.
Jewge by Christopher.Scott January 21, 2015

jeagerbombtastic 

To be an angry German boy that's loose and tight at the same time
Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??

Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
jeagerbombtastic by SlyRivai December 18, 2015
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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