jew high 

When you're as high a Jew , I.e Seth Rogan

Damn man you're Jew high right now.

jew high by ToldyaPaola November 21, 2016

jew high table 

The jew high table refers to both an elite council of jews as well as the table they meet at itself, the identity and location of which, respectfully, is completely unknown to the public. Positioned at the very top of the world's shadow government, it operates solely through puppet organizations, namely the Illuminati, the UN, the EU, and every major world government. Many of its operations are kept completely secret to the public despite this, such as their operations on the Moon, which was hollowed out to build massive jew mind control frequency broadcasting infrastructure in the 1980's.

The jew high table's decision is unanimous; Post Malone will be dead by the end of the year.

jew high table by DeafMilk August 2, 2021

High Holiday Jew

Pl. -s, A Jewish person, who almost never goes to shul (synagogue), except on the two biggest holidays of the year, Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) and Yom Kippur (the Day of Atonement).

Many synagogues have to rent out large auditoriums during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, to accomodate all the High Holiday Jews who come out of the woodwork.

High Holiday Jew by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner April 30, 2006

High Priestess Jew 

This is typically a person of jewish decent. Its a great honor to be this. Usually a quite attractive person, but is a super simple bitch you can also call her No Booty Judy but she'll get mad and push you down ... :(

Person 1: hey what are you doing
Person 2: oh nothing just trying to find Natasha
Person 1: OMG shes such a high priestess jew
Person 2: loliknow but shes my high priestess jew
Person 1: oh lawdy shes a QT
Person 2: fuck off shes my no booty judy
Person 1: oh...um okay...i was just saying-
Person 2: shut up, leave......

High Priestess Jew by l0$+b0y4lyf3 January 11, 2012