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jeupoo by nicholas t March 26, 2010
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jewpoofery
this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room
jewpoofery by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008
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Jenpoon
A girl, usually ginger, who cannot speak with proper grammer, was very tall at a young age, is catholic, owns a toothbrush, a serious cat lover, usually has a large family, cant drive, always dirty, is a guzzler, sleeps a lot, always tired, snacks on peanut butter pretzels, is a sloot.
Jenpoon by a super cool human being. August 30, 2013
anti-jelpoor
n. The state of opposing all reason and social convention. Often associated with absurd or irrational behaviour. See nihilism, punk.
anti-jelpoor by JoeNastyMoFo September 27, 2006
Jetpool
The act of more than one person riding in a jet, such as a private jet. A term that high level executives and CEO's do not believe in practicing to save their companies money, especially in times of economic hardship.
Congressman: "So you couldn't have all three jetpooled to get here as opposed to taking three separate jets?"
Jeepoor
Jeepoor by Jeepoor Bryan July 28, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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