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jewpoofery

this describes jewish men who are outwardly camp as knickers, but who then amaze you when they introduce you to their wife and four children. more often than not they are married to a very strong woman who continues the role of his domineering mother. he is happy in this world convincing no one but maybea himself. it would never occur to him to come out of the closet as this would shatter not only his world, but that of his parents, his wife, umpteen children, the congregants of his synagogue. he would then feel duty bound to resign from whatever charity work he does. but worse than all of these things..... there would be a silence whenever he walked into the deli on a sunday for his two bagels..... this would be earth shattering as there has never been a silence when more than one jewish person has been in a room
too many to mention, but i don't fancy getting sued for libel by a jewpoofery lawyer that i know
jewpoofery by mamzer1873 September 28, 2008
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A girl, usually ginger, who cannot speak with proper grammer, was very tall at a young age, is catholic, owns a toothbrush, a serious cat lover, usually has a large family, cant drive, always dirty, is a guzzler, sleeps a lot, always tired, snacks on peanut butter pretzels, is a sloot.
that girl is such a jenpoon

anti-jelpoor 

n. The state of opposing all reason and social convention. Often associated with absurd or irrational behaviour. See nihilism, punk.
The youth of today are the new anti-jelpoor, rejecting the values of their parents and society.
anti-jelpoor by JoeNastyMoFo September 27, 2006
To share a private jet with other executives, even from a different company. Like carpooling, but more classy.
Those Detroit big 3 douchebags should have shown some need for the money they asked and at least have jetpooled to the Capitol hill.
jetpool by veekoo December 9, 2008
The act of more than one person riding in a jet, such as a private jet. A term that high level executives and CEO's do not believe in practicing to save their companies money, especially in times of economic hardship.
Congressman: "So you couldn't have all three jetpooled to get here as opposed to taking three separate jets?"
Jetpool by SShaffer April 1, 2009
A Jeep owner who is poor from modifying and or off-roading their Jeep.
When describing myself to another Jeep owner I say, I’m a Jeepoor!
Jeepoor by Jeepoor Bryan July 28, 2021