jetlog

When you travel and get constipated, you might suffer from jetlog. Try as you might those logs won't leave you. Tends to occur simultaneously with jetlag.

Usually I am so regular you can set my bodily movements to a clock, but after traveling all day I have jetlog.

by FunSherah October 13, 2011

Whitechapel jetlag

A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.

Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.

by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011

jetlagged

Someone who looks like shit.

“So here we are. You look jetlagged. And by that I mean you look like shit.”

by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013

jellogy

The devilish player of red dead redemption 2 online! She can take on whole posses and die only a few times! One of the best female red dead players.

Jellogy slaughters them all.

by Jelly donut September 15, 2020

school jetlag

Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.

*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."

by the lolagon January 14, 2008

jetlag

When you travel to a different country and the difference between them (in hours) is too big, you might suffer of jetlag. Sometimes it has.. a headache, dizzy feeling or any other health problem.

jon: were you sleeping?
andrew: ooohh.. mate im toooo tired.. my jetlag is killing me.

by RavnosUk December 23, 2007

Jenlogic

The belief that anything that a particular person says is right. Based on a certain 21st-century, over-educated female librarian named Jennifer who was too delusional to accept that she could ever be wrong!

It is pointless to argue with Nancy because she consistently applies Jenlogic in all her arguments.

by Ron222 September 24, 2011