jetlog
When you travel and get constipated, you might suffer from jetlog. Try as you might those logs won't leave you. Tends to occur simultaneously with jetlag.
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Whitechapel jetlag
A condition commonly suffered after excessive partying, named after London's most hedonistic district. The effect is reminiscent of the effects of long distance air travel, whereby your body no longer has any concept of what time of day or night it really is.
Cassie was struggling on on Sunday. After Friday's drinks got a bit out of hand, she had a serious case of Whitechapel jetlag and still isn't completely sure what day it is.
Whitechapel jetlag by Clarebear81 January 9, 2011
jetlagged
jetlagged by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013
jellogy
The devilish player of red dead redemption 2 online! She can take on whole posses and die only a few times! One of the best female red dead players.
Jellogy slaughters them all.
jellogy by Jelly donut September 15, 2020
school jetlag
Problem on the last night of the school holidays, which is to be followed by the first day of school. You are forced to adjust yourself back into your old sleeping pattern, in the knowledge that you will be up before 7am, but cannot get to sleep.
*5 students collapse*
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."
"wow.. that's some pretty bad school jetlag.. they must've been going to bed at 5am all summer.."
school jetlag by the lolagon January 14, 2008
Jenlogic
The belief that anything that a particular person says is right. Based on a certain 21st-century, over-educated female librarian named Jennifer who was too delusional to accept that she could ever be wrong!
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