jethrope

A twine or string belt used to hold pants up.

In cheap correction facilities, a "Jethro(pe)" refers to a bit of broken shoelace used to tie one belt-loop to another, in order to cinch pants around the waist.

"Brother, you best quit sagging those jeans or the CO's gonna tie a Jethrope on ya".

by zenpanther January 21, 2008

Jethrosexual

Someone who embodies the timeless styling made famous by the band Jethro Tull in an overtly sexual manner. Usually seen wearing knee high moccasins, long hair, tight pants, tight striped pants, etc. while playing flute in the park.

Hey, check out that jethrosexual with lace up knee high moccasins playing flute in the park. He's really got it.

by PDX-Seabass December 22, 2009

jethrospective

The point of view that comes from under a mullet. A hillbillies way of thinking.

Pete: is that dude peeing in a bottle?

Scottie: It makes sense to him, you just gotta see his Jethrospective.

Pete: what do you mean?

Scottie: Why would he want to get out of line here at the Bon Jovi concert? or quit drinking beer? Makes more sense to pee in a bottle and wing it in the bushes.

by Glenwood5 March 10, 2010

Jethrosexual

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.

Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.

by stonequay June 6, 2012

jethrosexual

(a) A redneck heterosexual male given to enhancing his personal appearance by layering flannel, regular ass picking, and stuffing snuff into his lower lip
(b) A closeted homosexual, mountain man/redneck/hillbilly.

When that Jethrosexual walked into the bar, my sphincter tensed up and I could hear the banjos from Deliverance playing in the background.

by Queen of Irreverence April 15, 2013

Jethrosexual

A sexuality accompanied by an ultra masculine figure that tends to be mistaken as borderline gay but is actually asserting his dominance over his more feminine beta friends.

Jethro is so Jethrosexual, an orgy of 4 girls and 2 guys doesn't make him flinch.

by An Anonymous Note May 25, 2016

Jethrophonic

1)To describe someone that is very horrid very rude very annoying etc.

Bro your so Jethrophonic

by Tropicanal joos July 27, 2023