Jesus wept

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A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

Jesus wept by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005

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Jesus Wept

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.

“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”

Jesus Wept by HoggedOut69 December 25, 2023

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"Jesus wept."

John 11:35. The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)

When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor.

"Jesus wept." by Herr Doktor Grauwolf February 14, 2009