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A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.
- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.
by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005
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The act of shoving a rusty butterknife through one’s own hand, and proceeding to insert their own penis in to that hole for sexual pleasure
Doctor: “Sir why is there a hole through your hand?

Jerome: “My girlfriend left so I had to settle for a Jesus wept.”
by xxx_ih8blacks_xxx January 09, 2018
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