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PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

A saying that is indirectly somewhat offensive to gypsies meaning a person who is tight and/or scabs off their mates and other people.

- Why do you always fare dodge on the trains and look on the floor for pennies?
- Well, I am a bit of a pikey git.

"We lost to a streaky goal in the last minute."

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

Use especially in the West Country, where it is pronounced hilariously as 'lurrrrrsh'.

"I thought you said tha' bint o'er there's well lurrrsh. She fucking mings to hell and back!"

An authoritarian figure, usually teachers or bosses at the workplace.

"Shit, I've got maths next with Adolf."

"I can't wait to get my P45 from Tesco, if only to get away from old Adolf over there."

Comes from the German word for 'dumb' (incapable of speaking), though it is spelt 'stum' in German. Spelling in English somewhat ambiguous.

"Keep stum or I'll chop your facking balls off sunshine!"