spackhanded

A merge of spack and cack handed

"Only a completely spackhanded cant like you would have dropped the baby!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

Jesus wept

A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

- Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver.
- Oh how Jesus fucking wept.

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

PC Plod

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 08, 2005

streaky

Means somewhat fortuitous.

"We lost to a streaky goal in the last minute."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

Lush

Use especially in the West Country, where it is pronounced hilariously as 'lurrrrrsh'.

"I thought you said tha' bint o'er there's well lurrrsh. She fucking mings to hell and back!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005

Blue Labour

Nickname for the political party New Labour amongst some left-wingers, with the blue referring to what they percieve to be the Tory Thatcherite policies that they have adopted/stolen from the right, whilst totally abandoning any pretence of being a workers party.

"Blue Labour, Tories, BNP, all one the same."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 09, 2005

shtum

Comes from the German word for 'dumb' (incapable of speaking), though it is spelt 'stum' in German. Spelling in English somewhat ambiguous.

"Keep stum or I'll chop your facking balls off sunshine!"

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 06, 2005