21 definitions by Billy-Bob McSanchez

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Use especially in the West Country, where it is pronounced hilariously as 'lurrrrrsh'.

"I thought you said tha' bint o'er there's well lurrrsh. She fucking mings to hell and back!"

A slang term that can mean either 'really well' or 'really badly', referring to how someone does at an activity.

"'Cos old Alvin smoked 50 a day in his youth he now wheezes and coughs like a dad."
"Steve Vai can play guitar like a fucking dad mate."

(sporting) to get two ducks in your two innings in a 5 Day cricket match.

"Athers has got another fucking pair!"

Originates from the children's TV show 'Noddy' in which there was a character called PC Plod, who was a policeman.

"Stub out the J mate, PC Plod's round the corner."

(verb) generally to carry something, not necessarily over water.

"Can you ferry the fridge back to my gaff for nothing mate?"

An authoritarian figure, usually teachers or bosses at the workplace.

"Shit, I've got maths next with Adolf."

"I can't wait to get my P45 from Tesco, if only to get away from old Adolf over there."