jesus tap-dancing Christ
I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"
jesus tap-dancing Christ by Etni3s February 15, 2004
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jesus tap dancing christ
blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'
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jesus tap dancing christ by jeffbo April 29, 2009
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ
A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ by PwnCakez November 8, 2009
Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ
Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.
John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"
James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"
John Belushi: "THE BAND!"
James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"
Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"
James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"
John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)
James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"
John Belushi: "THE BAND!"
James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"
Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"
James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"
John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)
Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ by Karl45 June 30, 2009
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Rev. Cleophus: "Do you seee the light?!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
Jake: "Yes!! Yes!! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ...I have seen the light!!"
jesus h. tap-dancing christ by alobymaxowitz December 1, 2006
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