Jesus Crispy 

N. Meant as a derogatory description of fundamentalist Christians espousing "flakey" doctrine. Derived from cereal references. Rice Crispies, Rice Flakes etc.

"I wish that Jesus Crispy would stop trying to convert me."

Jesus Crispy by dirte13 April 27, 2006

Jesus crispy 

1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.

2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.

1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.

2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!

Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.

Jesus crispy by Nick Lance November 21, 2006

jesus crispy 

1) n. a religious automaton
2) n. a dogma spewing host of one of any potent viral meme complexes, for example, organized religion, political affiliation, or scientific paradigm.

John Ashcroft was annoitied with Crisco oil after he was appointed Attorney General. Dear God, now we have a Jesus crispy setting public policy. "Let the Eagle Soar" and the end come soon.

jesus crispy by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian

"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.

Jebus Crisp by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015