jesspew 

Only the most baben' chick around. Likes to say pew and is a tumblr addict. In love with Lauren Conrad, And watches alot of wizzards of waverly place.

Person 1 : HOLY MOTHER OF MUSTARD, IT'S JESSPEW.
Person 2 : hnng.
Person 1 : Lawl shes forever alone.

jesspew by ilikehairyballsinmymouth October 21, 2010

jessper 

1. An overweight authority figure.
2. A person who sighs alot.

Why are you being such a Jessper? God /sigh I hate you guys.

jessper by WarcraftGuy_Two July 15, 2006

jessper 

1. One who consumes large amounts of mayonaise.
2. A donut eating fat guy.

Look, its Jessper, amagawd !!

jessper by WarcraftGuy May 16, 2006

Jessper 

1.Alternate name for Anger Management Patients
2.Disease involving excessive sighing and use of the word "Fuck".

Stop acting like a Jessper!

Jessper by Warcraftguy_Three September 10, 2006

jessiewessiebooboopie

jessie wessie boo boo pie is a very nice person and one of my best friends. they like to make very nice and quirky edits of zoey laverne and their @ is adorespemb and they like to #SLAALLDAY #MYSLA4LYFER

wianna: jessiewessiebooboopie is my best friend

2wiceverne: NO THEIR MINE RAWR RAWR 😡😡

jessiewessiebooboopie by aeqween December 31, 2021