jessper

1. An overweight authority figure.
2. A person who sighs alot.

Why are you being such a Jessper? God /sigh I hate you guys.

by WarcraftGuy_Two July 15, 2006

jessper

1. One who consumes large amounts of mayonaise.
2. A donut eating fat guy.

Look, its Jessper, amagawd !!

by WarcraftGuy May 16, 2006

Jessper

1.Alternate name for Anger Management Patients
2.Disease involving excessive sighing and use of the word "Fuck".

Stop acting like a Jessper!

by Warcraftguy_Three September 10, 2006

Jesper Dichmann

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.

Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019

Jesper Fahey

SPOILERS

A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn

Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah

by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

Jesper

Jesper is a name carried by the biggest and strongest guy in the universe. His muscles are so big that he can't even walk through a door. Jespers are the smartest people on the planet, Albert Einsteins full name was actually Albert Jesper Einstein. The massive penises possessed by Jespers put fear into his mates and love into the girls. A normal Jesper usually has 10 girlfriends.

Damn is your name Jesper? Because those are the biggest muscles I have ever seen.

by taibwo921 December 12, 2016

Jesperi Kotkaniemi

Jesperi Kotkaniemi, some Finnish dude imported by the Montreal Canadiens from Finland. He is memed on r/habs and makes more money than Melnyk with his friend Mete by selling "mint" merchandise.

"Jesperi Kotkaniemi is the best NHL player in the world, even better than Elias Pettersson!"

"Damn, Jesperi Kotkaniemi is better than weak shoulders Auston Matthews!"

by Fabio_Fleming June 21, 2019