Jessine

A creature that is mixed between a 'Jessica' and a 'Justine'. She's a bitch and likes fucking your boyfriend. Rappers write songs about her. She fucks everything with a beating heart and likes to eat cheerios in bed. She has firey red hair and the carpet matches the drapes. ;)

You're just jealous because Jessine is fucking your boyfriend and he likes it!

by Jessine Smoore June 11, 2011

jessie paege

The most wonderful human ever. She makes YouTube videos about Ratatouille and equality.

I Stan Jessie Paege *slams hand on table*

by A.rat.for.ratatouille May 31, 2018

Jessie Godderz

Professional Body Builder from Florida, also The 13th houseguest to be evicted from Big Brother 11, one of the most pathetic, yet addictive TV shows ever, next to Jersey Shore. Hopes to wrestle for WWE someday. Also extremely sexy.

Person 1: Did you watch Big Brother 11 last night?
Person 2: Yes, and Jessie Godderz was evicted. Whats the point in watching now?

by shalers. December 14, 2009

Jessielyn

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!

She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!

by benpepsi June 7, 2021

Bad Luck Jessie J

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.

Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013

Kensie Jessie

annoying and rude and thinks she is so pretty but is the biggest slut

kensie jessie: do my jeans look good

Ethan: ya

by Boiyourbetter123 January 19, 2017

jessie paege

An Internet father, who talks about mental illnesses while being the worlds cutest person alive. A fan of stranger things, p!atd, FOB, dogs, electric guitars, and Thomas Sanders

Someone; who’s Jessie Paege

Me; only the best youtuber to ever exist

by Taylor Ashuk May 18, 2018