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Someone who is very beautiful, funny, and a fuckin stoner. Smoking weed is all she does, right along with a crazy blonde best friend who is even a bigger stoner. She tends to have red hair and loves to have fun:) this girl is so amazing and you will never find a better friend then her. No one else can compare to her.
That girl is so amazing. Her name is probably jessina.
jessina by Stoner1711 September 7, 2015
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Jessica Jane 

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.
Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.
Jessica Jane by austinlim July 10, 2022

Jessica Capshaw 

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.
Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!
Jessica Capshaw by Ttte123 October 16, 2011

Jessica Yaniv 

A delusional perverted Canadian sexual predator who believes he is a female model despite being an unattractive portly male. Jessica (actually named Jonathan)is a self employed blogger who has pioneered earning an income by filing frivolous lawsuits alleging human rights violations against female estheticians who do not want to remove the pubic hair from his penis or testicles.

Yaniv’s other hobbies include entering womens bathrooms and locker rooms with fetishistic intent and blogging about his desire to help preteen girls insert tampons into their vaginas.
Jessica Yaniv is suing me because I told him I do not provide hair removal services to men.

Jessica Adams 

She’s the star whose lights turn each stone they fall on..into a moon. When the light air passes through your hair..i hear it. Your quiet fragrences,melt in you, when touching you..I write the letters of your name by the rinse on all leaves of the trees.
Jessica Adams is amazing and I can't wait to see you.
Jessica Adams by JessSaysMo August 14, 2021

jessica dole 

They are on the dole and call random kids "bb" on roblox... and papi. what a freaky one
Jessica Dole: hey bb Jamie, I just got my dole credits!

Jamie: nxaxggxexr Tf
jessica dole by camping_chair December 17, 2019

jessica lange 

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story
person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection
jessica lange by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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