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jesse perez 

Jesse Perez is one of the nicest people to walk the earth, he is one of the best people to be friends with. He has so much going on in his life but he keeps moving forward and helps other people with his problems when he needs help and no one ever helps him. He doesn't trust many people so if he trusts you never break that choice keep him forever. You will probably catch feelings for a Jesse Perez but you can never tell him because you guys are best friends. When a Jesse Perez is showing sad feelings to you it means that he trusts you and he likes to talk to you about what's happening with him. Jesse Perez is the type of person to not give a fuck about what people say about him because he knows he is so much better then them, and that he can do so much better, and that those people are just talking shit because they think it will make them feel better about themselves. Just always keep a Jesse Perez trust me he is worth it.!💖💖🥰😘 He is also so very handsome even if he doesn't see it others do
Leily:who is that?
Random person: That is jesse Perez

Leily: I think im catching feelings

Random Person: lmao everyone does
Random person: how could you not look at him

Leily: I know he is so hot
jesse perez by Rebecca Jimenez October 20, 2020
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Jesse Manuel Pereira 

The most handsome man in Wyoming and the entire universe. Sexy smile..eyes that draw u in...charming and full of talent. Can do anything he sets his mind to. Is my super hero. Lover. Best friend. And more....the man who changed my life. Unique. Rare. One in a million. Sweet. Caring. Smart. Respectful and encouraging. Does the right thing. And never gives up. Loves his dog BUDDY more than life itself. A true man. Through and through. No man can compare or match his valor dignity, and integrity. Marriage material.husband material. Leaves many women in lust but he chooses only one to give his love ,time and devotion to. Faithful and honest, he truly is a dream come true to the lucky lady he gives his efforts and attention to. Has morals and principles. He is not one to sway with the crowd, he is his own leader. He has a voice that will be well known in the years to come following 2023., Has a nickname Zaddy , as the definition is a sure match. Did I mention his attractive ora and energy is addicting and can be so craved after ones first meeting of him.
Oh my gosh ...is that Jesse Manuel Pereira?? ! You know, , Zaddy!? Ooo he is so beyond fine,!! He's gorgeous...handsome and his style...he is a king and the world knows that ! I wanna be his Queen !!! He can rap better then all of these lames !! Produces better than taddy,406music, Shane stonebraker, 69, and all the rest "" nobody compares to Jesse. Nobody. He earns the thrown. He deserves the castle. He rules like a true king.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026