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Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
Related Words
jesoma • Jesmarie • Jejomar • jeromaya • jesma • Jesman • Jessmar • jenomani • Jeomar • jeromar

jesohaia 

Jesohaia is a very beautiful young woman. She is shy but when you get to know her she is quirky, out going and positive. She has the most beautiful body. She is intelligent, powerful, funny, happy. She carries lots of energy with her. Even if she has haters or insecurities, she just ignores them and puts the biggest smile on her face. She is very likely to become someone great. She has the biggest heart you can find. She is perfection.
Girl: wow! She's definitely a Jesohaia.
jesohaia by Names/nombres December 24, 2016
Jesma is a stunnning person, with an AMAZING body and is really good at sports. Any man would be lucky to have her.
See that girl? She is such a Jesma.
jesma by maroonpineapple April 21, 2017

Jesmarie 

Jesmarie is so damn fine.
Jesmarie by AYO_801 June 16, 2021
Jessmar is often referred to as either a Rubix cuber or a very good Minecrafter. The word comes from the famous philosopher Jessmar Suen.
I wish I was a Jessmar
Jessmar by SleepyKoala9156 October 19, 2021
Jesmar is a beautiful person though in the outside but softy in the inside ,has many she's the life of party there's no one like her she's unique ,classy sassy this name Jesmar is kind of rare and unique there's not many people in the whole world name Jesmar the name comes from a doll company in Spain the owners of the doll company was Jesus and Maria there for they came out with the name Jesmar using theirs first names so there you have it and Jesmar is indeed a doll one of a kind so if you cross her path keeper
Jesmar is so uniquely a doll of one kind
Jesmar by Jeszayas March 20, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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