The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jemerrio's are funny, short guys with great muscles that everyone seems to love. There the life of the party and can make anyone laugh. They seems to be attracted to indecisive women. Jemerrio's are great kissers and will rock your world! (; Even though they are huge flirts, once they find that one girl they settle down. Evey girl and guy a like needs a Jemerrio in there life!
Girl #1 - Who's that short guy with the arms? He is sooo funny!"
Is a smart and lovely girl. She starts out shy but when you get to know her more she gets crazy and funny. She is always hyper and talks a lot. She’s pretty,nice, and sticks up for her friends. She learns slow but she will grow up to be a smart woman. She sometimes acts like nothings wrong even though there is, she doesn’t want her friends to worry so she keeps it inside and move on. She’s a great friend to have many might say sister.
A girl who can be bossy and love to hang with friends. She likes to hang with boys and can be really tough. Loves to go out and party but can be chill and knows how to act. She can sometimes catch and attitude and stop dealing with people.