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Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
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Jesmerized 

A Female Named Jessica That Will Hypnotize You With Her Cali Swag. She's Fascinating That You Can't Look Away Or Stop Thinking About Her
I Was Jesmerized When I Saw Her Walk By
Jesmerized by GhettoQueen October 19, 2019

Jemerrio 

Jemerrio's are funny, short guys with great muscles that everyone seems to love. There the life of the party and can make anyone laugh. They seems to be attracted to indecisive women. Jemerrio's are great kissers and will rock your world! (; Even though they are huge flirts, once they find that one girl they settle down. Evey girl and guy a like needs a Jemerrio in there life!
Girl #1 - Who's that short guy with the arms? He is sooo funny!"

Girl #2- "That must be a Jemerrio!"
Jemerrio by chatieene January 20, 2013

Jekerria 

Is a smart and lovely girl. She starts out shy but when you get to know her more she gets crazy and funny. She is always hyper and talks a lot. She’s pretty,nice, and sticks up for her friends. She learns slow but she will grow up to be a smart woman. She sometimes acts like nothings wrong even though there is, she doesn’t want her friends to worry so she keeps it inside and move on. She’s a great friend to have many might say sister.
Jekerria is like a little sister to me.
Jekerria by Kesiafunny March 19, 2019

Jamerriah 

A girl with a beautiful body
She may be mean but she can make you laugh. She's someone who won't leave your side through anything .
"Jamerriah has been there for me since Forever"
A girl who can be bossy and love to hang with friends. She likes to hang with boys and can be really tough. Loves to go out and party but can be chill and knows how to act. She can sometimes catch and attitude and stop dealing with people.
Jasmeria is a really cool chick that loves to go out and have fun with friends.
jasmeria by Keep_it_Cool January 1, 2017