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Jesomercial 

The obligatory interlude of a funeral where the person delivering the eulogy tries to sell some Jesus to the attendees, in case they aren't already "saved".
Today at Jerry's funeral, I heard the longest Jesomercial of my life.
Jesomercial by Gutsrus September 20, 2010
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Jesmerized 

A Female Named Jessica That Will Hypnotize You With Her Cali Swag. She's Fascinating That You Can't Look Away Or Stop Thinking About Her
I Was Jesmerized When I Saw Her Walk By
Jesmerized by GhettoQueen October 19, 2019

Jemerrio 

Jemerrio's are funny, short guys with great muscles that everyone seems to love. There the life of the party and can make anyone laugh. They seems to be attracted to indecisive women. Jemerrio's are great kissers and will rock your world! (; Even though they are huge flirts, once they find that one girl they settle down. Evey girl and guy a like needs a Jemerrio in there life!
Girl #1 - Who's that short guy with the arms? He is sooo funny!"

Girl #2- "That must be a Jemerrio!"
Jemerrio by chatieene January 20, 2013

Jekerria 

Is a smart and lovely girl. She starts out shy but when you get to know her more she gets crazy and funny. She is always hyper and talks a lot. She’s pretty,nice, and sticks up for her friends. She learns slow but she will grow up to be a smart woman. She sometimes acts like nothings wrong even though there is, she doesn’t want her friends to worry so she keeps it inside and move on. She’s a great friend to have many might say sister.
Jekerria is like a little sister to me.
Jekerria by Kesiafunny March 19, 2019

Jamerriah 

A girl with a beautiful body
She may be mean but she can make you laugh. She's someone who won't leave your side through anything .
"Jamerriah has been there for me since Forever"
A girl who can be bossy and love to hang with friends. She likes to hang with boys and can be really tough. Loves to go out and party but can be chill and knows how to act. She can sometimes catch and attitude and stop dealing with people.
Jasmeria is a really cool chick that loves to go out and have fun with friends.
jasmeria by Keep_it_Cool January 1, 2017
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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