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Jes
An entity that stands above all spirits and living beings who defies hardwork and miracles.
The one and only, the holiness, the glorious, daughter of all existence and myths. Almighty, THE ABSOLUTE. The truth.
The one and only, the holiness, the glorious, daughter of all existence and myths. Almighty, THE ABSOLUTE. The truth.
A: How I wish I can be like jes.
B: *surprised*
5minutes later
A has been jailed for disrespecting the absolute.
B: *surprised*
5minutes later
A has been jailed for disrespecting the absolute.
Related Words
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Jes
the cutest guy you’ve ever seen in your life. so funny and has such a good sense of humor. will always tell you puns. has the greatest smile in the whole world- warning: his smile will brighten your day always. the sweetest and most thoughtful person, will try his best to always cheer you up. no one quite like him. so talented and will always succeed in what he does. he can do anything he puts his mind to. he is amazing. there is no one better
wow Jes looks so cute today! oh probably because he looks cute every single day!
Jes is the sweetest person ever
Jes is the sweetest person ever
Jes by cloudsandsunflowers September 16, 2019
jes
- n. a nickname for a girl that is very cute, possibly one you want to bang.
- v. another word for blitz or dump, when a skateboarder falls off his or her board in a rather painful fashion.
- v. another word for blitz or dump, when a skateboarder falls off his or her board in a rather painful fashion.
Jes
A Jes is the kind of girl you want to be around all the time. Although sometimes she can be feisty she still an amazing person. She’s outgoing beautiful and very caring and always wants to hang out with her friends. She doesn’t care what other people think of her the only opinion that she cares about is hers. If she doesn’t like a person she will act like a bad bleep towards them sometimes. She is crazy, wild but still at the same time she is still very lady like. She’s the kind of girl who loves chocolate and can’t get over the fact that she loves chocolate. She can get on a sugar rush very easily and go crazy which is the funniest part about her. If you ever me a Jess never lose them because you’re regret it because there the best person you’ll ever meet. And they always bring the best out of you no matter what.
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