jerms

a friendly nickname for someone named Jeremy that no one named Jeremy likes.

Wayne: What's up, Jerms?
Jeremy: Stop calling me Jerms.

by oomingmak June 30, 2011

Jerm

A common nickname typically for guys with the names Jeremy, Jermey, Jeremiah, Jeramie, etc.

Guy: "Hey have you talked to Jerm recently?"

Girl: "Oh Jeremy? He's already at the party!"

by Jerm_Stone March 01, 2009

Jerm

The act of a male grinding or "dry humping" the lower back of his sexual partner with an accompanying vocalization "Uhhh Uhhh" for dramatic effect. Sometimes referenced as "The Jerm" similar to a dance move name like "The Robot" or "The Funky Chicken".

Jermed is referencing the act in past-tense. Jerming is referencing the act in present-tense.

While spooning, he gave her the Jerm as she slept but she woke up halfway through.

by AE76 January 06, 2021

Jerm

A man that will read off to you dictionary definitions of your problems, giving perfect moral support for when you need it

Man 1: Jerm, i can’t believe you’d say that
Jerm: well, you see, a joke is Reads out google definition

by Therealhaddaway March 08, 2021

Jerming

When you jam out to a day to remember.

I'm Jerming out!

by Adtrjeremy July 17, 2017

Jerm

a shady, slimy, loud-mouthed dude aged 18-30 who instantly is your friend...Irritating tag-a-long or "Instabuddy" who borders on psychotic. Ironically, first name usually starts with a 'J' like Jeramy, Jameson or Jamie, etc.

"every time I fly, I end up having a Jerm sit next to me" or "the hot new girl at work has like, seven Jerms already!"

by Manny Stiles June 13, 2006

Jerming

A word used to describe laziness, to another degree. Can be a verb, noun, or adjective.

Oh what are you doing? “I’m just Jerming around.”

You’re such a Jerm!

Jeremyyyyy!

Jerm🦠

by Riddler35 June 08, 2023